Funny short sms sardar jokes

Here are some great funny short sms jokes based on sardars. If you think you have a better sardar joke than any of the jokes listed in here, please do use the comment form to submit your jokes.

Why are sardar's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
It only affects the brain.


How do sardars go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.


Why did a sardar tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? He didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!


What do sardars and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!



TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
Sardarji: What's that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa does not turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out.

Sardarji goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I cant stop my hands from shaking!"
Doctor replies, "Do you drink much?"
Sardarji says, "No, I spill most of it!"


Sardarji is at the airport.
- Name?
- Santa .
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean, male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn ´ t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast! :-))


How do you make a sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.


A sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went and kissed her.
GIRL: “stupid,what are you doin…?”
Sardar: ” B.Com Final Year.



How do you keep a Sardar busy for hours?
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.


How do you confuse a sardar?
You don't. They're born that way.


There was a sardar driving down the road one day. He glanced to his right and noticed another sardar sitting in a nearby field. He was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The sardar angrily pulled his car over and yelled at the rowing sardar, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us sardars a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”


Q : Why do people other than sardars likes jokes based on sardarjis so much?
A : Because they can understand them.