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Friday, August 21, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Funny Kid Pics
Just some random collections of hilarious pictures of kids/babies.
F**K U

With all your might, dont let me...!!

I dare you

Hungry in the wrong place and time
What's up my little bro?!!

Mom..Pussy got my weenie!!

Mom got some good shit!!

Always aim high in life

Wow those biggies!!




just curious


F**K U

With all your might, dont let me...!!

I dare you

Hungry in the wrong place and time

What's up my little bro?!!

Mom..Pussy got my weenie!!

Mom got some good shit!!

Always aim high in life

Wow those biggies!!




just curious


Monday, August 10, 2009
Meaning of the word "FucK"
versatile meaning of the the word "fuck". Play it and i assure you that you will laugh out loud:-)
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Application Form For 'Lok Sabha Election'
1. Name of Candidate: ____________ _________
2.Present Address:
(i.)Name of Jail: ____________ _________
(ii.)Cell Number: ____________ _________
3.Political Party: ____________ _________
*List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order)
4.Sex: [ ]
A- Male
B- Female
C- Mayawati
D- Uma Bharathi
5.Nationality: [ ]
A- Italian
B- Indian
6.Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A- Defected
B- Expelled
C- Bought out
D- None of above
E- All of above
7.Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A- To make money
B- To escape court trial
C- To grossly misuse power
D- To serve the public
E- I have no clue
(If you choose “D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a
Recognized Government Psychiatrist)
8.How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A- 1-2 yrs
B- 2-6yrs
C- 6-15yrs
D- 15+yrs
9.Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)
10.How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]
(Do not confuse with question 8)
A- 1-2 years
B- 2-6 years
C- 6-15 years
D- 15+years
11.Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A- Why not
B- Of Course
C- Definitely
D- I deny it all
E- I see a foreign hand.
12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A- 100-500 Crores
B- 500-1000 Crores
C- Overflow…
(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)
13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
A- No
B- No
C- No
D- No
14.Describe your achievements in space provided:
[_________]
Issued in public interest by Election Commission of India.
2.Present Address:
(i.)Name of Jail: ____________ _________
(ii.)Cell Number: ____________ _________
3.Political Party: ____________ _________
*List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order)
4.Sex: [ ]
A- Male
B- Female
C- Mayawati
D- Uma Bharathi
5.Nationality: [ ]
A- Italian
B- Indian
6.Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A- Defected
B- Expelled
C- Bought out
D- None of above
E- All of above
7.Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A- To make money
B- To escape court trial
C- To grossly misuse power
D- To serve the public
E- I have no clue
(If you choose “D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a
Recognized Government Psychiatrist)
8.How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A- 1-2 yrs
B- 2-6yrs
C- 6-15yrs
D- 15+yrs
9.Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)
10.How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]
(Do not confuse with question 8)
A- 1-2 years
B- 2-6 years
C- 6-15 years
D- 15+years
11.Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A- Why not
B- Of Course
C- Definitely
D- I deny it all
E- I see a foreign hand.
12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A- 100-500 Crores
B- 500-1000 Crores
C- Overflow…
(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)
13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
A- No
B- No
C- No
D- No
14.Describe your achievements in space provided:
[_________]
Issued in public interest by Election Commission of India.
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